Reuters: Oddly Enough

• UK prison guards smell a rat and find rodents stuffed with drugs
  Suspected organized criminals have been stuffing the bodies of dead rats with drugs, phones and cash and throwing them over the walls of a British prison to get contraband to inmates, the government said on Monday.
• Uri Geller urges mass-telepathy against Brexit
  Spoon-bending psychic Uri Geller wants to bend British Prime Minister Theresa May's will against Brexit using mass-telepathy.
• Unclothed man displays more than art in Moscow gallery stroll: RIA
  A man stripped down to skimpy underwear and took a stroll through Moscow's State Tretyakov Gallery on Wednesday evening in what it called an "unsanctioned performance," the RIA news agency reported.
• Hip hop best bet for a cheese that will please: Swiss study
  Exposing cheese to round-the-clock music could give it more flavor and hip hop might be better than Mozart, Swiss researchers said on Thursday.
• Hit by an arrow, mobile phone dies saving Australian man
  An Australian man had a lucky escape while confronting a man armed with a bow outside his home, as a loosed arrow pierced the mobile telephone he was holding to take a photograph of the incident, Australian police said on Thursday.
• Lion on the lam locked-up in South African jail
  A young lion captured after being on the run for almost a month spent the night in a South African police cell before being moved back to its national park home.
• Painting sow Pigcasso hogs the limelight at South Africa farm
  Step aside Francis Bacon.
• German yachtsman inflates trousers to survive 3 hours in sea
  Knocked overboard in rough seas off New Zealand, a German yachtsman credited his jeans with saving his life after fashioning them into a make-shift life jacket that kept him afloat for over three hours before his rescue by coastguards.
• Mooing, no booing for roller-skating Spanish farmer with a dream
  After tending to his cows all day, Pablo Pato swept the hay off the floor and transformed, almost Cinderella-like, into a freestyle roller skater without leaving the cowshed in the remote mountain village of Llanuces in northern Spain.
• UK town battens down the hatches for crazy 'royal' football game
  Hundreds of people descended on the town of Ashbourne in central England on Tuesday to play a traditional football game in which the rules are hazy and the goals three miles apart.